The Onion has a nice piece entitled Congress Passes Americans with No Ability Act. Fine piece of humor lampooning the welfare state and other things that have gone Too Far © .
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act also contains tough new measures to prevent discrimination against the nonabled by banning prospective employers from asking such job-interview questions as, "What can you bring to this organization?" and "Do you have any special skills that would make you an asset to this company?"