This neo-punk Christian(?) band The Right Brothers has some fun songs, including I’m in Love with Ann Coulter and Stop Global Whining.
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreamsI wonder if she’s got a boyfriend
Cause my girlfriend’s leaving
She says I’m living in a fantasy
But even she can see it’s over
Cause I’m in love with Ann Coulter