I pulled these from Silver Surfer’s submission to the Jihad Watch t-shirt contest. Funny stuff.
- My other car is a bomb
- This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings
- I’d rather be Jihading
- If you don’t like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center.
- Keep honking, I am rewiring
- Visualize World Jihad!
- My other car is in the abdomens of 50 Israeli civilians!
- I blew up 500 friendly Iraqis and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
- 0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.
- The last one who tailgated me was named Nick Berg
- Support our suicidal extremists!
- My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student!
- In case of Jihad this car will be exploded
- What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?
- Allah 72 Virgins or Bust!
- Martyrs do it like it’s their last time!
- My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay
- My boss is a 1300 year old pedophile
- I’m Muslim but you’re ugly and I can blow myself up
- Baby Terrorist On Board
- After I pray, I slay!!
- Proud parent of Suicide Bomber!
- Fatah you looking at?
- Don’t blame me, I voted for Saddam
- Honk if you Beat your Wife
- Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
- Islam, it’s a dynamite religion!!
- I.S.L.A.M. = Insane Society of Lunatic Assassins & Murderers